Video Game Mini Review: Velocity Noodle

Developer: Shotgun Anaconda

Publisher: Top Hat Studios

Genre: Platformer

Reviewed For: Nintendo Switch

Also Available On PlayStation, Xbox, PC

Velocity Noodle is a fast-paced 2D action platformer that puts players in the shoes of a noodle delivery person. The game focuses on speed and precision, challenging players to perfect their runs and shave off precious seconds from their time.

Velocity Noodle keeps its story light and simple, following a noodle delivery person racing through a neon-lit city. While there’s minimal narrative depth, the game offers brief conversations between the protagonist and their boss, serving as both plot devices and tutorial moments. The dialogue is quirky but never takes itself too seriously, allowing the focus to remain on the gameplay.

Velocity Noodle is all about fast-paced, precision-based platforming. Players will chain together jumps, dashes, and slides while navigating levels filled with obstacles and traps. The levels introduce new mechanics like teleportation and sword throws, adding complexity as you progress. While mastering these moves is satisfying, certain mechanics—especially the sliding—can feel frustrating due to the need for precise timing. The gameplay encourages replayability, with medals and hidden collectibles rewarding players for perfecting their runs.

The pixel art style in Velocity Noodle is lively. The colors are bright and the animations are smooth. The sound design is equally energetic, with an upbeat electronic soundtrack that keeps the momentum going.
While the story is light and the controls can occasionally be frustrating, Velocity Noodle delivers a satisfying platforming experience.